Wait until you can hear me sing!
Wait- no… just don’t wait. DX I’m terrible at singing.
"Geneloaf! We can’t do this!" Chrisloaf wiggled away from the larger loaf’s smooches. He wanted nothing more to be smooched by the salt-encrusted pretzel loaf. But he was a good loaf who had been raised well by a kind baker. He knew what was right and wrong, and smooching this loaf was wrong!
"Why not?" Geneloaf asked, wiggling closer to the fresh baked corn muffin.
"Because I know that Lioloaf is your loaf mate!" Chrisloaf turned away knowing that tears were already flowing down his cornmeal covered cheeks. "Even though I want to smooch and snuggle with you SO HARD our love cannot be!"
Geneloaf let out a dramatic gasp of shock! “Chrisloaf! Didn’t you hear?”
Chrisloaf’s gasp was even louder and far more dramatic! “What???”
Instead of replying Geneloaf wiggled over to the microwave and pushed the open button. The door popped open to reveal the sugar coated Lioloaf inside.
"Lioloaf!!!" Chrisloaf shouted.
"Chrisloaf! Geneloaf! The microwave is big enough for all three of us! Let’s all be loaf mates together! Smooches for everyone!!!"
And so Chrisloaf, Geneloaf, and Lioloaf all snuggled in the microwave together and smooched all night.
*Inserts Carloaf crying tears of joy in the distance*
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